{"id":6094,"date":"2022-01-16T17:59:22","date_gmt":"2022-01-16T17:59:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.org\/a\/?p=6094"},"modified":"2025-12-02T11:51:03","modified_gmt":"2025-12-02T11:51:03","slug":"povestea-literei-p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.org\/a\/?p=6094","title":{"rendered":"POVESTEA LITEREI “P”"},"content":{"rendered":"
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– Cum te nume\u0219ti, domnule?
– Petre.
– \u0218i ce lucrezi?
– Prepar pe\u0219te pr\u0103jit pentru pescari.
– Bine, \u0219i ce anume faci?
– Pun pe\u0219tele pe pl\u0103ci, pisez piper, presar piper peste pe\u0219ti, potrivesc pl\u0103cile pe plit\u0103; pentru pe\u0219tele pr\u0103jit preg\u0103tesc piure; pun pe\u0219tele pe platouri; pentru placul pescarilor, pun pahare pentru palinc\u0103.
– Dar de ce vorbe\u0219ti numai cu \u201cP\u201d?
– Poftim?
– De ce vorbe\u0219ti numai cu \u201cP\u201d?
– Pot pronun\u021ba pe P perfect perceptibil
– Ei, asta e acum! Pun r\u0103m\u0103\u0219ag c\u0103 la \u00eentreb\u0103rile mele vei gre\u0219i.
– Primesc provocarea.
– Pe c\u00e2t?
– Pun pariu pe patru poli!
– S\u2019a f\u0103cut!
– Spune-mi, ce-\u021bi place s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci?
– Pastram\u0103, paprica\u0219 p\u00e2rjoale, pui pane, porumbei, piftie piperat\u0103, pe\u0219te, plachie, prefer p\u0103str\u0103vi, pot\u00e2rnichi, papana\u0219, papar\u0103.
– \u0218i ce \u00ee\u021bi place s\u0103 bei?
– Palinc\u0103, pinot pelin, porto.
– \u0218i la desert?
– Pl\u0103cinte, pr\u0103jituri, pi\u0219coturi, pepene, prune, pere, portocale, piersici, papana\u0219i.
– Dar \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103 obi\u0219nuie\u0219ti?
– Pu\u021bin; profiterol, parfait.
– Spune-mi, cum \u00ee\u021bi petreci timpul liber?
– Prim\u0103vara prefer plimb\u0103ri prin parcuri, pe poteci, prin p\u0103dure, prin poieni\u021be.
– Dar vara?
– Plaj\u0103, pescuiesc.
– \u0218i iarna?
– Prefer patinajul.
– Te pomene\u0219ti c\u0103 po\u021bi s\u0103-mi spui \u0219i o poezie numai cu litera \u201cP\u201d?
– Pot.
– Asta nu o mai cred. Spune-o!
– Poezia poetului Petru Popescu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cPrin p\u0103duri, peste poiene,
Prin pustiuri, peste pietre,
P\u0103s\u0103ri p\u00e2lcuri pribegesc
P\u0103r\u0103sindu-\u0219i puii proprii
Pe p\u0103m\u00e2ntul p\u0103rintesc.
Prima pas\u0103re, pilotul,
Plesc\u0103ind puternic pliscul,
Plutea privind p\u0103m\u00e2ntul
Paji\u0219tea, p\u0103durea, piscul.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Off\u2026 v\u0103d c\u0103 am pierdut\u2026 Pa!
– Pardon, pentru pariul pierdut pl\u0103te\u0219ti patru poli!
– Ok\u2026 Pl\u0103tesc.
– Pune paralele pe portofel\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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– Cum te nume\u0219ti, domnule?– Petre.– \u0218i ce lucrezi?– Prepar pe\u0219te pr\u0103jit pentru pescari.– Bine, \u0219i ce anume faci?– Pun pe\u0219tele pe pl\u0103ci, pisez piper, presar piper peste pe\u0219ti, potrivesc pl\u0103cile pe plit\u0103; pentru pe\u0219tele pr\u0103jit preg\u0103tesc piure; pun pe\u0219tele pe platouri; pentru placul pescarilor, pun pahare pentru palinc\u0103.– Dar de ce vorbe\u0219ti numai cu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-ordinea-zilei"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3OAmB-1Ai","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.org\/a\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.org\/a\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.org\/a\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.org\/a\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.org\/a\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6094"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.org\/a\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6102,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.org\/a\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6094\/revisions\/6102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.org\/a\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.org\/a\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miscarea.org\/a\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}